flaming poop 

A poop that will set your butt on fire
And anything that touches it.

I just made a flaming poop.

flaming poop by flaming poop June 23, 2015

Flaming bag of dog poop 

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

Flaming bag of dog poop by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008

flaming poopy dookies 

Something that is messed up, broken, often to an extreme state.

When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.

Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile

Apple removing headphone jacks from their devices is a flaming poopy dooky of an idea

Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.

flaming poopy dookies by dewy0677 February 13, 2019

flaming pooper 

when you put lighter fluid on your dick and then light it on fire. then you have sex up the ass hole.

last night will and whitney did the flaming pooper

flaming pooper by jimmy krail April 5, 2008