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Flacid Burns

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.
Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.
by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017
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