A play on the word "crunk" which is a combination of "crazy" and "drunk"; five-crunk takes crunk to a whole new level. Five-crunk basically implies that one will get disastrously wasted without remembering what happened the night before; whether it is a combo of uppers and downers, five-crunk takes one off their chain.
Champagne: "Girl, let's get wasted tonight!"
Waltanisha: "Girl I'ma get five-crunked!"
by The Green Urbanite June 11, 2009
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