by Fuck_You_Fitz September 29, 2019
Masturbating while a girl watches you.
Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"
Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"
Demarius: "Thats wassup"
Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"
Demarius: "Thats wassup"
by bodaciousdude May 4, 2012
by LizzyAnn December 20, 2016
Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.
by Andrew Melvin April 27, 2008
The act of overthinking or analyzing a simple problem, also known as confusing people or AVI'ing it.
Guy 1: Well if you take the tire off and check it then blah blah blah...
Guy 2: Come on man I just want to rotate my tires quit fitzing it.
Guy 2: Come on man I just want to rotate my tires quit fitzing it.
by 264 QA January 15, 2010
1. noun- full retard
2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.
3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.
4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.
2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.
3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.
4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.
noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"
verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."
adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"
verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."
adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"
by 725ftn February 27, 2011
by Llamanda February 15, 2018