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Love Fist
Love Fist by Jezz Torrent July 29, 2004
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Face only a fist could love
A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.
as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)
Face only a fist could love by Androsbeardinho June 30, 2007
Neopolitan Love Fist
Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.
Bring it,noob.
OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.
You brought this on yourself.
You brought this on yourself.
Neopolitan Love Fist by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.