Fist Babies

Sperm destined for the sweat sock or klenex. Brought forth from the fist or "act of masterbation"

The greatests love of all often creates fist babies

by Stork February 2, 2003

Fisting the baby

The sexual position where in a person is laying on their back while their partner holds their crossed feet over their torso, as if changing a diaper, while fisting them.

He gave her the ol fisting the baby and, when she was able to speak, she said “I’m your puppet”

by anonymous October 8, 2020

Baby's Fist

Larger than average size penis. Resembles a baby's fist holding an apple.

She spit out my load, so I slapped her with my baby's fist!

by Socomsir May 30, 2010

Baby Fist Dick

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013

Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch July 8, 2017

Fist Babies

Noun. The product of male masterbation.

After going through the Swimsuit Edition, I had to make a few fist babies to calm myself.

by TheMando2023 April 14, 2023