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A improbably large quantity of alcohol.
"Dude, that chick just drank like 3 finneys of jack"
Finney by mountaingeek September 30, 2009
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A beautiful girl who doesn't know how just how much she truly helps others.
"Oh my god, you see that? That's Finney."
to be kicked out of or not aloud into a party/event.
"dont be a finney.......let me in"
"man i just got finney'd "
Finney by jeffro w September 29, 2005
- a self-centered, ignorant girl who blames her problems on others. She is constantly seeking attention, claims outrageous situations that never happened did happen, and threatens to kill herself when she is really distracting from the people who actually need help. She's basically a bitch who advertises her false misery and annoying love for her boyfriend every five minutes on facebook, and needs to gtfo pronto.
Did she really threaten to commit suicide to show her boyfriend what a jerk he is? Yeah. What a Finney.
Finney by spartadom December 14, 2010
Finney is so slay
Finney by Rhearipleyslays August 20, 2022
FINNEY UR SO SLAY
Finney by Rhearipleyslays August 20, 2022

Finney Time 

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
Finney Time by yellow yeti November 9, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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