Finlay (Finn) is very easily offended, so don't go talking wass about his armpits (btw if you look at them don't be surprised that you'll see a shining gleam that can almost blind you. If you have fragile eyesight; I recommend you to stay away from this boy ,that has yet to become a man, as you might possibly go blind. If Finlay is wearing long sleeves you'll be safe... trust me on this one. At least his head isn't bald... it's grey... don't be surprised if it all disappears before he is middle-aged.). He is nor black or white... he is red (more commonly known as a red squirrel).
I warn you... DO NOT take this guy to double dates!! He talks to ladies like a 5 year-old on drugs. He makes no attempt to sound cool (never heard him deepening his below average-toned voice, unless he's into milf. I think that explains it all!!). Finlay has never, never, never, never, never ever, ever had alcohol or fizzy drinks in his whole life. He acts like it is an illegal drug.
He will never get laid
(he will bullshit like Jay from 'The Inbetweeners').
I warn you... DO NOT take this guy to double dates!! He talks to ladies like a 5 year-old on drugs. He makes no attempt to sound cool (never heard him deepening his below average-toned voice, unless he's into milf. I think that explains it all!!). Finlay has never, never, never, never, never ever, ever had alcohol or fizzy drinks in his whole life. He acts like it is an illegal drug.
He will never get laid
(he will bullshit like Jay from 'The Inbetweeners').
by Unbearable Spoon October 16, 2019
Finlay is a person who loves Emily and loves Minecraft/fortnite.in the end Finlay is an all around gamer
by GGGGGyeet November 10, 2019
Finlay has a superb scrotum, Females fall to their knees in sight of the sexy beast, their clitty tingles and they release a sound of extreme urge.
"Omg that Finlay kid is so sexy" ~ Holly
"YESSSS he makes me want to have children while he eats my moist vagina" ~ Scarlett
"YESSSS he makes me want to have children while he eats my moist vagina" ~ Scarlett
by Urboyreeee November 16, 2020
a tiny little midget boy who is ugly and has no friends thinks he’s a top shagger when in reality he is going to die a virgin because of his chode xo
by alibobs February 1, 2020
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