Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.
Kevin: My girlfriend told me that she finds burn victims attractive
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
Mark: Really? You should perform the Finland Fork Fryer and slap her in the face with your drooping, incinerated balls.
by Yogi--Bear May 26, 2020