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Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
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Finching it 

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today
Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017
act of "sigh"ing but instead of a long lazy sound consist of bad breath and bad vibes your so frustrated or just in despair you just say the "F" word long and lazily with still bad breath and even worst vibes
i got called a "B" word, i forgot to pay my phone bill and now i left my keys in my locked car.. (FIGHING) fuuuuuuuuuughck!
FIGHING by luclown January 15, 2011
What fingers do when they do whatever they do.
"They call them fingers, but how do we know when they're finging?"
finging by Management, The January 18, 2008

finching off

Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.
We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.
finching off by metaverse December 10, 2010