Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

Filly Willy by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011

Filly willy

When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).

"omg the guy from block e had such a filly willy"

Filly willy by Bossman42068 December 2, 2020

Frilly Willy 

A well manscaped genital area. A tidy gentleman’s crotch.

He pulled out an 8 inch frilly willy and absolutely jack hammered my tonsils.

Frilly Willy by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Felly Welly 

A "Felly Welly" is an evolution or a new stage of "Felly" used for a new nickname or name in general, having many stages and forms and is able to go on forever and more with new names rhyming with "Felly" including "elly" in it to give justice and remembrance to the first stage of this evolution.

"Hey Felly Welly, how are you?"
"Shut the fuck up Felly Welly"
"Hey Felly Welly shall we give you a new name?"
"You're gay Felly Welly."
"Felly Welly is the Felliest Felly doing the Welliest of Wellying!"

Felly Welly by Felly The Felly July 15, 2023

I will fill your intestines with bees 

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know

David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*

I will fill your intestines with bees by bees! March 16, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019