Fiddlerus 

Your mom, naked, and spread out for me

I’m really in the mood for fiddlerus right now.

Fiddlerus by FloodedCities January 24, 2023

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler 

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

Fiddler's Green by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler 

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

Presidential Dick Fiddler by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

cotton fiddler 

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

cotton fiddler by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch 

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014

cock fiddler 

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

cock fiddler by exef July 15, 2009