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Fetty Wapping

When you just wake up in the morning, and you can only open one eye to check your phone or get up and look around to bear the brightness.
I woke up from a deep sleep and I went to use the restroom but I tripped over my shoes because I was Fetty Wapping and couldn't see.
Fetty Wapping by jenabal October 13, 2015

Fetty Wapping

When you’re smoking and you get smoke in your eye and it burns too much to open
Damn bro look at Eric over there he did a French inhale and now he’s fetty wapping hard.
Fetty Wapping by Dinghy24 December 4, 2017

fetty wappin 

When you see a person with stroke like symptoms to one eye and/or a person with a lazy eye.
E.g. That fool be Fetty Wappin. Doctor your patient is Fetty Wappin.
fetty wappin by Krissca1 November 14, 2015

fetty wappin yourself 

When your smoking a blunt and it down to the stinger.... you take your hit and some smoke gets in one eye so you can’t see outta it. You have fetty wapped yourself.
Your fetty wappin yourself

fetty waping 

When you got one eye open and one I closed
My phone have me Fetty Waping early in the morning
fetty waping by Sonofdagods December 13, 2015
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