Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

Festivus opening by Patty90 March 27, 2016

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Festivus opening • Festivus • festivus pole • festivous • festivs