Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy, it brings on a tingling feeling between the thighs. Similiar to a male boner -- minus the penis.

Just the sight of Brett Lawrie gives me a major female boner!!!

Female Boner by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011

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Female Boner

When a girl sees a really hot guy or gets a sexual thought they get a tingling, almost numb feeling in there thighs and kind of in there pussy.

Like when a guy gets a boner, except girls get them much more often and it's not noticeable like a hard dick is.

Guy: I was watching porn last night and it turned me on just like that. I wanna fuck you like that someday

Girl: omg stawwp your giving me a female boner

Female Boner by Horny.hoe May 28, 2018

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Female Boner

A female boner is when a girl's bandonkydonk suddenly twitches when they see some hot looking boy

"Insert female name here had a female boner because she saw some boy with a cute ass

Female Boner by Comedy Dictionary March 8, 2021

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Female boner

When your nipples get hard

Omg I got a female boner

Female boner by The great invent March 4, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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