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Female penis 

Women grow a female penis every month that needs to be cut off to avoid infection. If not done in time is can lead to extreme pain and discomfort, however if surgically removed at birth it will not grow again.
Girl 1: “I can’t believe so many boys don’t know about the female penis”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”
Female penis by Aamina_x_ May 27, 2020

Female Penis 

Also known as the clitoris (or clit for short), is regarded as the female penis for a few key factors:

1. It is the most sensitive part of the external female genitalia from which pleasure is derived (similar to the head of a penis)

2. It becomes longer and harder when aroused (similar to a penis)
The female penis is able to penetrate the man through reverse sex

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026