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Slang for a furry, a relatively new species of neckbeard that believe they're neon blue mammals and jerk off to crude deviantart profiles including said mammals. Some furfaggots dress up as a mammal and fuck eachother, looking like a bunch of sweaty Disney characters gone wrong. Some furfaggots like to hang tails from their buttcrack to identify eachother. Some furfaggots buy dildos molded after animal dongs to use on themselves/eachother. Most furfaggots clump together on cancerous sites such as furaffinity or deviantart and spam MS paint equivalent drawings involving animal penises.
~~On an internet forum~~

John: "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF"

Jane: "I think you might be a cancerous furfaggot."
furfaggot by pooperhunter69 June 25, 2014
A furfaggot is an idiot who wants to do nothing for society but pretend to be an animal
Ay Jimmy’s a furfaggot ew Jimmy’s a furfaggot what a slut whore
Furfaggot by Adolf osamma September 10, 2021

fifaggot 

(fē' făg'gət) a person who plays fifa and completes the follwoing actions in unison:
1. plays ultra defensive the entire game
2. uses only the a-button to play defense
3. stalls when in possession
4. wins in pks after a tied game
'I played a noob in fifa and ended up losing. I couldn't get any shots off and he won in p.k's.'

'man what a fifaggot'
fifaggot by dillonwid August 17, 2011

Funfaggot 

When you and your arch nemesis become friends.
Ryan and Jordan are funfaggots now. 😀
Funfaggot by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019

Furfaggotry 

The condition of being a furfag, one who masturbates to pornographic drawings of half-human, half-animals. Can also refer to the typical activites of such a person.
After Justin's furfaggotry had been discovered by everyone at his school, he knew he would never have a chance at dating a girl.
Furfaggotry by chris202 March 11, 2010
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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