The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.
"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"
by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008
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To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them
by Maureenfell July 04, 2009
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According to a professor I had, it is an act which was done by some religion (I am not going to say which!) where the head holy man ritualistically sacrifices a virgin girl, then leaves the body out and the inards begin to decompose. once they are decomposed enough, they took the body out and have a ceremony where the head holy man would place his mouth over the dead girl's vagina, and his assistant would then stomp on her belly, forcing the rotten and decomposing innards out through the opening and into the holy man's mouth, and he then swallows them. supposedly the rotten innards would affect the holy man's health, and put him in a fever, where he would recieve visions (because he is halucinating) sent by their god and it would predict the future of the kingdom for the next year. i do not know if it is real, but my professor swore it was
by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005
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The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.
Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"
by Red Dragon October 15, 2003
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1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America
Felch has a small willy.
by Tipper September 18, 2004
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To offer a gesture of royalty befitting of status.
Indrid offered a felching nod as the queen passed onlookers
by mberries July 10, 2008
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