The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina
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by Stephanie F***** August 3, 2004
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To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden March 4, 2006
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The Act of sucking ones own semen out of a partner's orifice after ejaculation.
Cole felched Destin's ass dry after blowing his meat missile.
by Trev Man March 23, 2007
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To suck the semen, santorum, or other fluids out of an orifice after sexual intercourse. Not necessarily limited to sex with human beings.
Rich felched the santorum out of his dog's ass.
by Kevin Carson March 4, 2004
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Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.
After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
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To suck out semen from an ass, or less commonly from a twat. Also known as the 'mud milkshake', and the 'sludge slider'
'Jeremy was so horny last night, he begged me to give him a sludge slider while going the reach-around'
by Kung Fool June 8, 2005
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to suck your own cum out of another persons ass.
by ryan November 25, 2002
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