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Last Fieldtrip

The final confrontation between who you were and who you’re destined to become.
Letting go of everything familiar was her last fieldtrip; only then could she rise into the life she was born to live.”
Last Fieldtrip by Mr. Wonders February 27, 2026

World's Loneliest Fieldtrip 

First, most of the people in the class go home, knowing they don't need the fieldtrip. Next, there are 5 people left, including you. Three of them leave because they have to meet someone. And finally, the last one leaves because they have an appointment of some kind. This leaves you completely alone with the instructor. The resulting fieldtrip is so nostalgic that you can't help but use the bathroom of whatever facility the trip takes at, because your lunch is telling you it wants to move on after seeing the amount of progress you're making.

Key sign that one is about to start: Everyone in the class is staring at you when you say you'll go and you're the only person raising your hand. Prepare to be swamped by loneliness and nostalgia.

If you use this term, your trip might not be the record holder for the loneliest fieldtrip, but it might feel like it.
There are various factors that play in like isolation, space and nostalgia. So depending on the conditions, you may or may not be the record holder.
You're on a phone call with a friend:

You: Hello?
Friend: Hello. What is it.
You: I'm alone on the fieldtrip.
Friend: I told you know one would go.
You: This feels like the world's loneliest fieldtrip.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008