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feed the pony 

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.
OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.
feed the pony by Ricey December 18, 2002
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feed the pony by Chopster December 14, 2002

feed the pony 

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.
Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...
feed the pony by uliusB July 19, 2007

Feed the Pony 

An act of bagging a hot girl on a night out, only then sober up whilst with her and reject her to her face.
This is achieved by mocking her to her face, feigning to give her some sugar cubes and asking to "feed the pony".
James: "This girl I've been snogging looks like a fucking 'orse"
James: "Heer y'are girl, feed the pony"
Feed the Pony by Alee-star August 30, 2012
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026