A sharp numbing pain between the eyes, often associated with rectum constriction, which occurs while working on federal reporting requirements.
An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
by U&CF Coordinator August 25, 2009
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Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"
Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."
Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."
Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."
Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."
by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014
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Femachelor is a female bachelor.
Often brought about by prior hostile relationships with men, femachelors accept an oath to abide by a code of conduct to live in a carefree, party filled life that does not revolve around men. Being whipped revokes your right to be called a femachelor.
Often brought about by prior hostile relationships with men, femachelors accept an oath to abide by a code of conduct to live in a carefree, party filled life that does not revolve around men. Being whipped revokes your right to be called a femachelor.
Amy and Stacey have just moved into their femachelor pad, let's round up the male strippers for the house warming.
by Femachelor # 1 October 8, 2011
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Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!
Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
by calaburrito July 20, 2009
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Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."
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Get the fredache mug.excruciating pain originating from the temples and/or sinus area caused by lack of food consumption.
i have the biggest feadache ever. there's excruciating pain originating from my temples because of my lack of food consumption
by feadacher April 3, 2009
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