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Fedache

A sharp numbing pain between the eyes, often associated with rectum constriction, which occurs while working on federal reporting requirements.

An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
These stupid frickin federal reports and CARS give me a fedache.
by U&CF Coordinator August 25, 2009
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Fedatheist

An individual who chooses to define him/herself as an atheist for the sole purpose of being accepted in atheist culture, thus getting attention, and the feeling of superiority over others, while being mostly or entirely ignorant to the actual beliefs of atheism. This lifestyle is achieved by the said Fedatheist acting generally rude and annoyed by others, frequently boasting of their wit, edgy personality, or anti-religious thoughts, and of course, wearing an unflattering fedora in an effort to look intelligent, introspective, or, as aforementioned, edgy. Optional additions to the lifestyle that typically enhance ones efforts at Fedatheism include Brony paraphernalia, an unkempt neckbeard, fingerless gloves(preferably black), an ultra-liberal political stance, pocket chains, and alleged membership with the internet hacktavist group Anonymous, usually in cohesion with a Guy Fawkes Mask. Fedatheists are commonly found a variety of internet forums in comments sections, having overzealous arguments with others, and regarding any belief besides that of atheism as utter stupidity and a crime. Fuck Fedatheists. Buncha dickweeds.
Normal Human Being~ "Who here would like to have an intelligent conversation about various religious aspects?"

Fedatheist~ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAIRY-TALE, OPPRESSIVE, FAG-BURNING BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKING FUNDIE PLEB. I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND YOU PRAY TO YOUR NONEXISTENT GOD TO FIX IT FOR YOU. YOU'RE THE REASON YOUR PARENTS GOT DIVORCED AND HUNG THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY COULD BARE TO HAVE THEIR EUPHORIC INTELLIGENCE STIFLED BY THE LIKES OF YOU WITH YOUR NONSENSICAL BOOK OF LIES WRITTEN BY CRETINS 2,000 YEARS AGO. THE ONLY GODS I PRAY TO ARE CARL SEAGEN, BILL NYE, AND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. I HOPE HELL DOES EXIST SO YOU ALONE CAN BURN THERE IN YOUR RETARDATION OF A BELIEF. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO 42O BLAZE IT, FUCK MY RAINBOWDASH SEX PILLOW, AND MAKE A RAGE COMIC ABOUT HOW I PITIED YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE. MAY DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOUR FUNDIE SOUL."

Normal Human Being with appropriate response~ "Jesus Christ dude. Calm down."
by A User Of The Internet March 16, 2014
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Amy and Stacey have just moved into their femachelor pad, let's round up the male strippers for the house warming.
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fredache

a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.
Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!

Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!
by calaburrito July 20, 2009
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Feacher

The female teacher who is a feminist and hates all males for the fact that they have a penis, She will also go to great lengths to make sure these students get terrible grades.
Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."
by CoochieKiller69 February 27, 2019
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fredache

The headache one gets after listening to Limp Bizkit (if there is such a thing)
This motherfucker Fred Durst is like a Fredache
by Ppksigzutgxoztsraurwsuts November 24, 2021
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feadache

excruciating pain originating from the temples and/or sinus area caused by lack of food consumption.
i have the biggest feadache ever. there's excruciating pain originating from my temples because of my lack of food consumption
by feadacher April 3, 2009
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