the act of going to an eating establishment of the "fast food" variety and ordering a cornucopia of items off the value menu. saves money and very filling
Guy 1:What are you gonna order? I'm getting a big mac
Guy 2:Man I'm really hungry so I'm getting 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 value fries, value drink, hot fudge sundae, and 2 apple pies. It gonna be a Value Menu Feast!
Guy 1:Epic
by DeathlikeJaguar January 23, 2010
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The act of preforming cunnilingus on a woman under the covers while she proceeds to Dutch oven you.
Fred: Hey Pete how was your date with Jenna last night?
Pete: It was pretty good, i had a Dutch clam feast.
by Jackie rose November 5, 2021
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a thing that jojo says when people die, because he thinks corpses are tasty. If someone is not actually dead, but he thinks they are dead, he will still say it anyway
by Clockodile May 13, 2019
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A deviant sexual act, involving a Mexican all-you-can-eat buffet, and a male partner.

To perform this act, one partner consumes all he/she can eat at the aforementioned buffet. Then, the partner must make him/herself vomit, and aim said vomit onto a male partner's scrotum/balls. The vomiting partner must then re-consume the vomit by either licking it or eating it off the man's balls.
This sexual act is widely practiced in Mexico, and is a central part of what a boy must do to become a man, in an age-old ceremony known as the Ceremonia de la Lamida des Bolas, or the Ceremony of the Licking of Balls.
Carlos didn't enjoy the Mexican Bean Feast he had to perform on his Uncle Ramon, but Uncle Ramon had told he would become a man if he did so
by captainspastic July 17, 2011
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Going to multiple fast food places and getting different items from those places to combine for one feast.
Today, Becky and I went to Burger King for a Whopper, Wendy's for their large fries, and taco Bell to get a large Baja blast. We had a fat guy feast
by Big bad Zeus October 25, 2020
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A term used for when you have the intent to kill somone, have sex with them, and then eat them.
Hey, you know Ronda down in payroll ?
I'd like to have a DEAD FUCK FEAST with her.
by Wilson Cartwright August 16, 2005
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After a corpse has been buried for a period of time that renders it soft, but not falling apart. You dig it up, and butcher it. Once prepared, you set about the task of having sex with each individual piece of the corpse. After you are finished sodomizing the butchered cadaver, you prepare it into various soul food dishes and serve to the family of the deceased. Enjoy!
I dug Ryan's body up yesterday, I'm inviting his family over for an Alabama Feast tomorrow.
by takitakiboom October 19, 2010
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