Fe-Bag 

A fe-bag occurs when someone passes out from excessive drinking and or smoking and a girl pull hers pants down and squats over the face of the victim and places her beef curtains on the nose and/or forehead of the individual in similar fashion the classic T-bag!

Nick: "dude what the hell happened last night, i blacked out and woke up with my face smelly like dirty cooch"

Bret and Jordan: "dog...you got fe-bagged when you passed out."

Fe-Bag by tricknasty69 September 10, 2010

Fe-bagg

Ever been out to the bar and see "that girl" but you don't know exactly what to call her?

Or how about when the biggest douchebag person in your group of party peeps for the night happens to be female?

Deriving from the abbreviated word for douchbag (D-bag), Fe-baggs generally emerge in the form of socially inept, overly/underly dressed, fake, pretenious, ugly, lame, obnoxious and rude women.

As an FYI- The correct spelling involves a superfluous "g" at the end of "bag". This symbolizes the general awesomeness and uniqueness endemic to a true Fe-bagg.

"OMG Carley, that girl is such f-ing Fe-bagg."

"That Fe-bagg is a Debbie Downer, let's ditch her at the next bar."

"Don't talk to that Fe-bagg, she is a Hot Ass Mess...She's stumbling all over the place!"

"Could she be wearing anymore jewelry? Yeah that's a pretty Fe-bagg move."

"Look...over there...That Fe-bagg is sporting a pro-popped collar!"

"That's a pretty Fe-baggy move..."

"Fe-bagging commences at the Cedar Hotel at 5:30pm"

Fe-bagg by Fe-bagg #1 September 10, 2009

Febagging 

The process of "teabagging" acted out by a female on an unsuspecting victim.

For authenticity an actual teabag must be gripped by the bagger via the genitals making the act all the more impressive.

You should have been there, Tracey febagging Jen when she passed out, was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Febagging by Mammasparklez January 8, 2017

Febag

A girl or woman who frequently partakes in douchebaggery. The female version of a douchebag.

Liz just said she wanted to hang out with my bros. What a febag.

Febag by JellyandPB September 10, 2009