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A section of Twitter (specifically FT or Football Twitter) which consists of absolute dangers who beg for follow backs (hence the FB) and spout garbage including their football opinions, which for the most part are absolutely terrible, and spouting offensive tweets including mocking disasters or people's appearances, despite 99% of FBFT having never shown their face. 99% have also never communicated with a woman who isn't their mother.

Their football AVIs and handles give them anonymity which means they can say whatever they want without consequence. It is advised not to engage with such creatures.

It is important to note they do not represent the whole footballing community.
Ffs, I've got fbft virgins in my mentions again
Fbft by FF29 September 28, 2020
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Facebook face time - a definite quantity of time spent communicating with a specific individual or the general universe of Facebook users. Does not connote any level of quality or sincerity, and excessive FBFT can result in perceived obsessive-compulsive FB disorder. The communications are usually in the open (wall posts, tags and comments on pictures or video, etc.), but can also be private chats and one-on-one Facebook messages.
Nah, I don't really care about her, although it may seem that we are good friends because of all the FBFT that we have. Other than the FBFT, we don't really talk much - definitely not a bff!
FBFT by anusood July 25, 2009
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I hit me a new FBFT last night!
FBFT by PoppaZayZay65 May 19, 2022
Forever best friend through thick and thin.
Have you met Nick and Scott? They are true FBFTTAT!!!
fbfttat by Wordsmith30 November 24, 2017
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