Faux Sleek 

(Apologies, I spelt this wrong in the first submission)

Faux Sleek is where an object gives off the appearance of being capable of high quality performance, however this is just a visual appearance. The object's performance does not match it's design.

*A slender redesigned train arrives at the station in Brisbane

Person 1: Check out the shape of that train. I bet it moves super fast!
Person 2: Nah dude, that's faux sleek.

Faux Sleek by Wierchum March 3, 2021

Fauxseek

The act of counting in a game of hide and seek, with no intention of ever finding the other players. Pronounced Foe-seek.

Boy 1: Please please please play hide and seek with us!
Guy 1: Ok! Ok.... 1....2....3...
Guy 2: You're not going to go find him are you?
Guy 1: Nope.
Guy2: Dude. Dont play fauxseek, thats a crime to children.

Fauxseek by HannahHorton December 31, 2008