(Noun) An individual whose physique becomes enlarged and grotesque as a result of consuming too much McDonald'sfood. This phenomenon, albeit formerly unnamed, gained national attention and was popularized by the documentury "Super Size Me."
Fatty McFatsofat at the Drive-Thru: "I'll have two Big Macs, no wait, make that eight Big Macs. And... throw in a batch of fries, you know, a whole basket full, however many large-sized fries that is... One McRib, three of this little cheeseburgers, a twenty-piece Chicken McNuggets... and..."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!