Fattell 

A wicked Awexome kid, who is now grown up and eats Space Icecream.

in the words of Funk Master Chaz...
"Fattell, I hate that kid"

Fattell by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003

Fatellite 

A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.

"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."

Fatellite by leadbitch July 31, 2009

fantello 

n: fetus aft Horatio Fantello, the first fetus

"The sonogram revealed a healthy, 16-week-old fantello."

fantello by Hector Schechner April 22, 2005

Captain Fatbelly 

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray

Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!

Captain Fatbelly by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

Fatbelly 

Fatbelly is the state of a stomach, tummy, gut, or belly that has been fed too many mormon treats and is now protruding past the 'healthy' barrier. Many times it is owned by an overly pampered prophet of an LDS ward or multiple wards. This happens when the congregation (in attempt to suck up) will bring the prophet cakes along with their first born daughters.

Some of you may ask "What's the difference between a Fatbelly, and a Fat Belly?"
Well, I'll tell you. The Fat Belly is a temporary state of eating too much. Most of the time the Fat Belly is of a religion OTHER than LDS. Fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. It is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an LDS member destined for higher stature. So permanent is the state, that the words Fat and Belly have merged into a single word... Never to be separated again.

Mike K.: Hiya Pump!!! Oh wait, you're not 'Pump'!
Mike Fish: No, Mikey, my Fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be 'Pump'.
Mike K: Duh!
Mike Fish: You're Fired! And don't clog the toilet on your way out!

Fatbelly by No Slot July 3, 2008

Fiattella 

Fiattella is fake piattella made by hype chasing American hash makers who post anything for clout in the cannabis community. Real piattella was created and brought to market by one person, it’s a proprietary curing process for full melt hash made from whole plant fresh frozen material. Any “piattella” made by anyone else besides this one person shall be referred to as fiattella.

“Look at this Fiattella these dudes are smoking it looks like whipped BHO badder straight outta 2016”

Fiattella by Sourwavez July 9, 2023

fattillac 

A large fat woman who is wearing alot of makeup and jewelry causing her to be big and shiny like a cadillac car.

Here comes my homie and is fattillac girl!

fattillac by Stripper76 April 11, 2024