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Fatellite 

A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.
"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."
Fatellite by leadbitch July 31, 2009
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fantello 

n: fetus aft Horatio Fantello, the first fetus
"The sonogram revealed a healthy, 16-week-old fantello."
fantello by Hector Schechner April 22, 2005

Captain Fatbelly 

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray
Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!
Captain Fatbelly by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

Fatbelly 

Fatbelly is the state of a stomach, tummy, gut, or belly that has been fed too many mormon treats and is now protruding past the 'healthy' barrier. Many times it is owned by an overly pampered prophet of an LDS ward or multiple wards. This happens when the congregation (in attempt to suck up) will bring the prophet cakes along with their first born daughters.

Some of you may ask "What's the difference between a Fatbelly, and a Fat Belly?"
Well, I'll tell you. The Fat Belly is a temporary state of eating too much. Most of the time the Fat Belly is of a religion OTHER than LDS. Fatbelly is a permanent state of being for the belly. It is unfortunate that upon birth, this belly was attached to an LDS member destined for higher stature. So permanent is the state, that the words Fat and Belly have merged into a single word... Never to be separated again.
Mike K.: Hiya Pump!!! Oh wait, you're not 'Pump'!
Mike Fish: No, Mikey, my Fatbelly is much to large and permanent for me to be 'Pump'.
Mike K: Duh!
Mike Fish: You're Fired! And don't clog the toilet on your way out!
Fatbelly by No Slot July 3, 2008

Fiattella 

Fiattella is fake piattella made by hype chasing American hash makers who post anything for clout in the cannabis community. Real piattella was created and brought to market by one person, it’s a proprietary curing process for full melt hash made from whole plant fresh frozen material. Any “piattella” made by anyone else besides this one person shall be referred to as fiattella.
“Look at this Fiattella these dudes are smoking it looks like whipped BHO badder straight outta 2016”
Fiattella by Sourwavez July 9, 2023

fattillac 

A large fat woman who is wearing alot of makeup and jewelry causing her to be big and shiny like a cadillac car.
Here comes my homie and is fattillac girl!
fattillac by Stripper76 April 11, 2024
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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