Father I Have Sinned
"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.
Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."
"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."
Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
Father I Have Sinned by Father Azuz February 22, 2020
