fat turd

This is what you call a over weight piece of shit of a person. Someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.

Male #1: Hey what are you doing today?

Fat turd: Nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. What are you doin later?

Male #1: I'm probably going to go work out

Fat turd: For what... you tryin to go to the bar

Male#1: Nah it's Monday night, i've gotta get up early for work tomorrow.

Fat turd: So what

fat turd by Waldorf4life April 28, 2006

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Big fat turd

What is considered to be the worst insult ever,meaning that someone is less then worthless etc.

I wish you would die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

Big fat turd by Judge dredd7 March 1, 2011

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Big fat turd

An insult that is often considered the worst. Meaning that a person is less then worthless etc.

I hope you die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

Big fat turd by Judge dredd7 February 27, 2011

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BIG FAT TURD

A new trendy way to describe Emily Goodyears angles

Can you smell that big fat turd from fezzy

BIG FAT TURD by GETOFIT December 10, 2023

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Rip a fat turdy.

To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.

Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.

Rip a fat turdy. by ElfBar69 June 20, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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