A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.
A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).
John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.