The fat-boy-cut is a type of haircut that would appear on the heads of fat children in the early to mid 90's. Its a bowl cut placed in a high up position on a completely shaven head. The type that rock the fat-boy cut are usually a couple of guys from your old school, normally the ones that you knew who they were but didn't really know them. For visual aid see Zachery TyBryan in a pre-puberty episode of Home Improvement.
"Dude, getting punished by Krampus sucked bad but at least he liked my fat-boy-cut."
Guy 1: "Hey Tom, give ya the usual?"
Guy 2: "Hmmm... no I think i will just have ya give me the fat-boy-cut."
Etymology: Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with vehicles.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.
Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.
1. I sure cut a fat hog in the ass when I bet on that 30-1 horse and won!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!
I found that I could get to class on the bus, so instead of ALSO paying for the car, gas, registration, insurance, and maintenance.... I just cut the fat, and sold it.
In the midwest, this is an old term, still commonly used, meaning good sum of money was made on a business deal. No "ass" part to it, goofs, you (cut) stick a hog in the neck...
def: to try to take an easier path to a goal with predictably unfortunate consequences.
The idiot tried to cut a fat hog in the ass when he drove through that parking lot to avoid the signal and ran right into the side of a car backing out of a spot.