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a person that is a hoe, fat, and has grid lines

you fat waffle!

Fat Waffle by fatwafflebling March 14, 2020

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fawaffle

Fawaffle, a portmanteau of falafel and waffle.

Mr. PB: "I'd feel awful if this great idea fell apart because we got distracted by something else, as we are often wont to do."
Todd: "Wait did you say feel awful or falafel?"
Mr. PB: "I said, ‘Feel awful,’ but tell me more about this falafel idea."
Todd: "Falafel or fawaffle?"
Mr. PB: "What!"

fawaffle by natalie portmanteaux June 14, 2021

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Fagwaffle

Fagwaffle - 'fag-wä-fəl - A sexual slur used to identify pancakes. Pancakes are known as fagwaffles because they take a circle shape rather then straight or square. Fagwaffles or pancakes have also been known to be called the gay mans waffle. This term's origins derived from facebook at 2:30am on a Wednesday. This term is history in the making.

Gays can't resist a good Fagwaffle.

Fagwaffle by Noodlesinyourear May 18, 2011

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Fawaffle

A frog's Hairy Scrotum.

Your mom has a nice fawaffle.

Fawaffle by purepray9889 April 30, 2011

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fapwaffle

An asshole who acts like a dickhead for no, or a very bad reason. Fapwafflez can often be found on places like reddit, and circlejerk everyone. May or may not be suicidal.

"Fuck off fapwaffle"

fapwaffle by Your Local Abrams October 15, 2017

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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