fat matt
dumb pothead communist. one who likes to be paranoid,indecicive and straight up homosexual. gay porn excites him.
fat matt by BigBubba23 May 3, 2008
Fat Matt Plumpkin
A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
Fat Matt Plumpkin by Regina George from the 740 March 18, 2023
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Fat Matt The Rat
The act of putting giant blocks of cheese into ones asshole for a big hairy rodent to munch on dat ass hole while achieving orgasm.
Fat Matt The Rat by Sean Rocks October 6, 2006
Matt the Fat
1. An adult male of excess mass who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
Matt the Fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his ass will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.
Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
Matt the Fat by Helga von Wienerschnitzel March 31, 2008
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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