fat chicks

What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."

"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"

fat chicks by Meow! May 8, 2005

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Fat chicks

a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.

See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.

We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.

Fat chicks by Jake March 6, 2004

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fat chicks

1. Women who have been abused verbally and/or physically and take it out on their own bodies in the form of food and slothfulness.
2. Fat women who are loud and arrogant. Thunderous footsteps and the sound of a cowbell normally proceed their arrival. When asked their hobbies, they proudly tell you Crisco and mayonnaise, then they start hitting on you. When rejected they either become more noisy and annoying or revert to definition #1.
Both examples fail to realize that 20 min. a day exercise and a good diet may get them the attention they crave so badly.

Hey look at those fat, annoying, loud ass fat chicks. Which ones? The ones in the corner making bigfoot noises and pouring out their gravy boat onto their buttered chicken.

fat chicks by Farty McCrablice June 9, 2006

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fat chicks

Women who are overweight yet still exude a sexual magnetism. Usually the girls you are seriously hot for, but are holding back cause you don't know what your friends are gonna think.

Dude A says "Dude what do you think of that fat chick over there?"
Dude B says "Damn dude, I didn't know you was a chubby chaser!"

fat chicks by Prissy June 13, 2005