Fast Food

Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.

I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.

by Erectile Dysfuction August 12, 2009

Fast Food

Eating out a girl while she is driving.

I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.

by IamKalm March 14, 2010

Fast Food

A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.

Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!

by ThatsHot! June 04, 2009

Fast Food

When her hips buck away from your mouth while you're performing oral on her

Her pussy turned into fast food when my tongue went deep into her cervix

by #whoopsImSilly December 15, 2022

Fast Food

Any animal hit at a high rate of speed, picked up and cooked at home.
Usually only rednecks like fast food.

Passenger, "hey look, road kill."
Driver, "thats not road kill, thats fast food!"

by homies20006 July 30, 2008

Fast Food

When attempting to frag someone they move faster then expected but not fast enough to avoid being pwn'd

Dude that guy was totally fast food but not fast enough.

by philbert2k August 04, 2008

fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

by Kate October 13, 2003