Farty Poo 

When you sit on the toilet because it feels like you have to take a massive dump, but all you do is fart for 10 seconds or more continuously.

I thought I was going to drop a soccer ball sized turd in the sears but all I did was let out a 14 second fog horn blast of Farty Poo.

Farty Poo by XF_Golden AKA ItsGotPoohOnIt December 16, 2008

Farty Poo 

When one sits on the toilet with an exceedingly uncomfortable sensation in their bowels expecting to release a large amount of excrement, but instead only releases a trumpeting blast of gas lasting for ten or more seconds

I thought I was going to crap out a soccer ball but instead I disturbed the restuarant with a fog horn sounding farty poo that lasted for at least 15 seconds.

Upon exiting the restroom I was greated with uproarious applause.

Farty Poo by Golden AKA ItsGotPooOnIt December 17, 2008

Farty Poo 

When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL

Hey man, i just had a Farty Poo, and i don't feel the same.

Farty Poo by buttface123jr. April 6, 2017

poo poo farty mcweinertits 

if you searched this, bravo, youre an idiot. if you found this going down the list on the site, laugh, buy a mug, and be cool at the office.

office guy 1: dude, check this out, i got poo poo farty mcweinertits on a mug.
office guy 2: youre an idiot.

poo poo farty mcweinertits by intergalactic loser champion August 28, 2010

Fatty, Farty, Poo 

When a very fat person whom eats poorly takes a doodle.

Person 1: That right there is a fatty, farty, poo! (Said in disgust with a British accent)
Person 2: Yeah, it was the burgers i ate last night.

Fatty, Farty, Poo by Mal7843 February 26, 2008

Fart Poo 

Before your comfortable passing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. Smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid mass. Usually when the fart poo is passing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.

A person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.

Tom: "I didn't want to fart in front of Naomi the other day so I held in all my farts"
Will: "Surely that can't be good for you"
Tom: "My stomach started hurting, and then I went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo"

"I've been holding in these farts all day now I really need to get rid of this fart poo"

Fart Poo by freshticles April 22, 2012

bean fart poo energy 

when someone intentionally hurts you but it hurts them too so they're stupid.

derives from when me and sochima_em were playing horrific housing and she was life linked and her life linked killer her but it killed him and she was really mad.

"so we worked together on a task but she ripped up the script to bring me down but she would get a worse grade too because we worked together"
"thats bean fart poo energy"

bean fart poo energy by mackipoo198 February 26, 2021