Fartquit
verb: The humiliating act of letting a noisy one slip in the workplace and quitting your job quicker than the smell seeps across the room of co-workers within hearing distance.
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fartuitous
Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.
fartuitous by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009
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