Fartcuzen 

1. a kiwi duch oven XD

2. Karl Farquharson

That Karl Fartcuzen guy can run

Fartcuzen by EEEFENN September 27, 2009

fartgument 

When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.

"Oh man, me and my brother got into a fartgument last night, it was pretty bad."

fartgument by Pocras May 13, 2014

färtzenhalter

Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!

färtzenhalter by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006

Fartuken 

When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).

I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.

Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"

Fartuken by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009

Fartulence 

Having high flatulence during sex. In other words, farting ridiculously and incessantly while making love to your partner.

Justin: How was your date ?

Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.

Fartulence by Kelly Cutrone July 15, 2010

Fartulence 

A very farty type off flactulance

He's fartulence was rather pungent

Fartulence by FwArt June 22, 2017

Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

Fartcuterie Board by Banter-King December 31, 2025