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fartgument
When 2 or more people engage in a contest involving their farts. The goal of the contest is to either produce the most consistent, loudest, or perhaps heaviest fart capable of a normal human being.
fartgument by Pocras May 13, 2014
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färtzenhalter
Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)
Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!
färtzenhalter by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
Fartuken
When one cups his hands in the Ryu style of a "Haduken", but simultaneously farts and thrusts the vicious ball of stink into someones face. Variations include a slap at the end, taunting about the smell, and savoring your own brand while the person keels over from the horrible odor(s).
I will fartuken your ass after a vicious meal of beans, tacos, burritos, and italian cuisine.
Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
Hater #1: "Dude, did you see that vicious fartuken followed by a haymaker"
Fake but scared fool #2: "yeah man, the hospital drove his ass away, he might make it"
Fartuken by Vicious Fartukens July 24, 2009
Fartulence
Having high flatulence during sex. In other words, farting ridiculously and incessantly while making love to your partner.
Justin: How was your date ?
Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.
Jeremy: I had immense fartulence while I was having sex with Alexie, I'm so embarrassed.
Fartulence by Kelly Cutrone July 15, 2010
Fartulence
Fartulence by FwArt June 22, 2017
Fartcuterie Board
A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.
I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!
Fartcuterie Board by Banter-King December 31, 2025
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Slop Grenade
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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