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fartschmagel 

Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!
Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!
fartschmagel by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020
When you hold in a fart and you get a stomachache.
Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!

Susie: Oh are you okay?
fartache by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.
Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.
fartcan by Tommyt January 21, 2006

farchitect 

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.
I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.
farchitect by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008

farthole fucker 

A person who engages in rough anal sex.
The wild biker was well known as a farthole fucker so we avoided conversation and eye contact.
farthole fucker by Hugh Jasphart November 22, 2019

Fartclapper 

The Anus.

Often used when telling someone to cram it.
Shove that up your fartclapper!
Fartclapper by CF Enterprises August 31, 2010