when you or someone farts around a person drinking water. the water is automatically considered fart water. this is because water evaporates and also gets tainted by the air. the water is usually not always no less good.
*person A farts and contaminates the surrounding air with their gas*
*person B takes a drink of water with their mouth wide open*
*person A says: "haha you just drank fart water!! HAHAHA"*
*person B swallows carelessly"
A slang word that is used to very disrespectfully identify someone as filthy dirty diahrea shit water as a way to say in a much much more disrespectful way that you are worse than a piece of shit
Yo you see how that fart water motha fucker just tried to diss me by letting the door slam in my face
Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.