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Fart stepping

The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
by Crohn's cowboy May 21, 2013
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fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019
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