To jokingly promise a form of retaliation that is impossible in every known branch of science, yet somehow vivid enough that everyone immediately pictures it, and dies laughing.
In the cab ride home George threatened to fart my dick on Colleen’s face, causing everyone to laugh uncontrollably.
by boondocks5 March 21, 2026
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