Fart Pocket

1. Fart Pocket (n.) A word grouping used to define a looming gas cloud that is expelled from the lower intestine through the anus into the air, waiting for a unsuspecting victim to traverse through.
2. Fart Pocket (n.) A word grouping used to define a bad tasting or otherwise unedible Hot Pocket®

1. Gary walked away and left a fart pocket behind, im going to spew!
2. My wife won't let me buy lunch this week guys, sorry; don't feel too bad because I get stuck with Fart Pockets.

Fart Pocket by b33sma11 July 26, 2007

Fart pocket

When a guy farts while sitting down, and the fart gets stuck between the mans ass, his balls and the chair. The man nor anyone around him smells it until he stands up.

Yesterday I farted but didnt smell it until i stood up 5 minutes later. I guess it was stuck in my fart pocket.

Fart pocket by dis shit fo real February 21, 2009

Fart pocket

When a someone farts into a girls vagina. The vagina swallows the fart and becomes a fart pocket

Last night after sex, Ashleigh was next to me naked so I farted in her vagina and gave her a fart pocket.

Fart pocket by DamBroLambo November 30, 2017

Fart Pocket

A situation where you are trapped in someone else dirty air. The phrase comes from the direct Afrikaans translation of “poepsak” pronounced “poop suck”

Example – When you climb on a packed Tube where someone has just climbed off but farted before disembarking leaving their fart behind trapped in the crowd leaving you to bear the full brunt of having to enhale the smell and not being able to do anything about it. The same as you can be walking down a busy street like Oxford street and while you are happily walking along, you will enter a “fart pocket” but unlike the tube you are able to escape this quite quickly by speeding up into the fresh air.

Fart Pocket by Shagufta45 March 30, 2009

Pocket fart 

Random text characters transmitted to a cell phone contact when phone keys in a cell phone in the pocket get accidetly pressed. Similar to pocket dialing ("your pocked dialed me")

Dude, that was a weird text you sent me, or was it just a pocket fart...

Pocket fart by Cranky Joe January 15, 2011

Pocket fart 

A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.

Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.

Pocket fart by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024