Fart Nuts

When you go to suck on some dudes nuts and it tastes like a dank fart.

Friend: "How did last night go"
You: "Good, until I went down on him. I tasted nothing but fart nuts. I almost puked."

by camelwarriorprincess January 1, 2017

Fartnuts

The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.

I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.

by Phuqit October 14, 2009