Fart Life 

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

Fart Life by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Old Fart Life 

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

Old Fart Life by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022