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Fart Flush

While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.
by JambaJews April 24, 2009
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flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter
John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?
by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007
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Flash fart

When you take a flash photo of someone while they are sleeping right before or after someone farted so they wake up to a fart sound and/or smell
She's giving you that look that Tony had on his face after I flash farted him and he yawn-gagged. It's like you're her nightmare in smell form.
by Jestah November 18, 2016
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