Fart Field 

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

Fart Field by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

Fatfield 

A fat field that is very fat and grows fat on it. Fatness can be picked up from the field and be replanted to grow more fat.
This fat often comes from bacon around the edges where fat is found.

Bacon fat is tasty and very nice to eat, especially when it comes from a fatfield.

Fatfield by Bongeeloo October 11, 2019

Farifield 

County in South-Western Connecicut.

You know you're from Farifield when:
-You think Danbury is a city.
-You either drive an SUV or some kind of tricked-out Japanese import.
-You have to keep your dogs in at night because of the Coyotes.
-You ski/snowboard.
-You think everybody who lives north of New Milford is a hick.
-You are a pothead.
-You are scared of the Wilton police.
-You have to deal with sport-coat-wearing asshole New Yorkers parading up and down your streets on weekends and window-shopping at stores that anyone who actually lives Fairfield would never think of looking at.
-You have go to New York State to buy alcohal.
-You get three times as much snow as New York City.
-You have an accessway.
-You've played mailbox baseball.
-You go camping.
-You see a therapist.
-Noone over the age of 25 smokes in public.
-You smoke Connecticut Pebble.
-There are Mexicans digging holes in your lawn.
-You're Irish.
-You know a guy in Norwalk that can get you a great deal.
-You listen to Dave Matthews.
-You're fake.
-You think Fairfield is boring and can't wait to get out, yet will defend it's reputation with your life.

Yeah, I'm from Firfield.

Farifield by Roger Seamus Gilson April 11, 2005

miss farnfield

best teacher ever, will tell any annoying kids to sybau, especially tyler levine☺️

miss farnfield is an ICON🤩

miss farnfield by Short Fuck Bailey August 2, 2025