Fart Factories

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.
The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .
by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017
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fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.
Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!
by Rhern March 01, 2005
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fart factory

Someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession.
"Fuzzy" is a fart factory! He needs to buy air freshener.
by Mr. Omega January 15, 2006
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fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.
person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."
by John Desoiroi June 13, 2007
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Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.
"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!
by TudFantasy February 03, 2010
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factory fart

A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.
pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...
by nick packer September 27, 2007
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