A typical Persian guy with a gigantic penis. A great looking muscular guy that everyone loves. He’s an intelligent, funny, strong guy who is good at sports, games and in school.

He is also very social and loyal.
Girl1:Omg do u think I’ll ever date Farnam?

Girl2:Backoff he’s mine!
by Bazinga guy October 20, 2020
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Farnam is the coolest kid in the school with a long d*ck. everyone can trust him, including his worst enemies. He gets all them ladies all the time and everyone is jealous because of him. Farnam is an Persian name in the old days. He’s actually very funny, so if you meet a Farnam act cool so you don’t look like a fool in front of him.
Sara:Hey, I saw Farnam with a boner yesterday!
Alexandra:No way, is it me or I really wanna suck his di... oh hey Farnam!
Farnam:Eyy yo wazzup girls, I’m looking for someone that can do something for me. Could one of you girls help me?
Both:YES!!!
by Bazinga guy March 20, 2020
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Farnam in Arabic means small Penis.
It can range from 0.5 inches to 2 inches to call it a Farnam.
The Arabic language truly beautiful.
Girl 1:"Wow I have seen something this small."

Girl 2:"I couldn't even feel it when he was inside of me."

Girl 1:"Is that what you call a Farnam?"

Girl 2:"Sadly, yes.."
by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
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Girl 1; "Damn he got a Farnam."

Girl 2; "Yeah I couldn't even feel it."
by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
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Girl 1;"It's so small I can't even see it."

Girl 2;"I know I couldn't even feel it."

Girl 1;"Is that what they call a Farnam?"

Girl 2;"Sadly yes.."
by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020
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To be told that a guy you like/are dating is a loser by one of his friends, purely because he wants to get with you, thus making him seem better than his friend (the guy you like/are with).
- "Dude, why did you and Charlie break up?"
- "Because his friend Jason told me that he was a dick and talked shit behind my back, but it was all lies just so Jason could get with me."
- "Oh shit girl, you got Farnamed."
by daytonameth August 6, 2018
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